“ Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said
"You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the
shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had
to tell someone! ”