“ Today, I wesnt to the beachfront with my children. I
found a ssea shell and gave it too mmy 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
There wass a hermit crab inside and itt pinched her ear.
She nesver wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic
but I had to tell someone! ”