“ Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my
4 year old daughter andd said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shell to herr ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely
off topic but I had to tell someone! ”